Writer, web designer, etc.; born in New York; educated in Argentina, Scotland, and South Africa; now based in London. 
Cheshire heraldry expert Martin Goldstraw stumbled upon this creative ad for Guinness while stumbling through some old copies of The Coat of Arms, the journal of the Heraldry Society. [Mr. Goldstraw’s image modified by yours truly].
Among the heraldic terms employed in the text:
Guinness and heraldry: what could be better? The wordplay is completely delightful.