Writer, web designer, etc.; born in New York; educated in Argentina, Scotland, and South Africa; now based in London. 
AS TODAY IS the eighty-fourth birthday of Monsieur Jacques René Chirac, I thought it’d be best to share a few images of the underappreciated fifth president of the Fifth Republic (not to mention sometime Mayor of Paris, Prime Minister of France, and Co-Prince of Andorra) doing the things he does best.
Being mayor of Paris

Having a cigarette

Dodging a Metro fare

Having a cigarette

Teaching machete-wielding skills

Having a cigarette

Napping aboard Concorde

Thinking of going outside for a cigarette

Making one of his occasional trips to the seventeenth century

Having a cigarette

Hanging out with Mother Teresa

Having a cigarette

Being Jacques Chirac
Having a cigarette.
He was ABSOLUTELY VILE and GHASTLY!
“Vlle and ghastly”? You mean French? We already knew that.
But his wife’s influence saved St Nicholas du Chardonnet for the traditionalists, so we should lift a glass to him at least for that.