‘A Bloodless Coup’

Congratulations!

Congratulations, Mr. Cusack, on your new job. I hope you are paid enough to keep you in port and pipe tobacco.

Bravo and jolly good show old boy!

Andrew, my very best congratulations on a richly deserved appointment!

Bravo Andrew! God bless you in your new job.

Congratulations, Mr Cusack!

Congrats. Hope to meet you at one of those NC happy hours at some point.

I guess you belong in the NY section of my blogroll now.

Best of luck. I’ll be sure to check out the journal and see what you’re up to.

Congrats!

Good news indeed, although I am sorry to see that two days on the new job have you writing about someone carving out your heart. Tell Beck he is is “A-Number One” and he will let you off with a warning. (Has worked for me.

Congratulations. A good omen for you and the magazine.

Ah, so it’s not just your parents that are happy you are gainfully employed. You are an excellent lodger!

Golly Cusack! You’re employed. Well well. What are you going to do with your Idle Bachelor’s Club membership card?

Frame it and put it on your office wall.

You’re going to be drummed out of the Drones for sure!

What ho! Now I’m going to have to subscribe to the New Criterion.

cammore congratulates you sir.
i am truly surprised someone employed you. i mean you! of all the people in the world.
well it just shows that hard work is not needed for a successful career in the media biz is not essential after all.
i might move to canada next year and do evangelism with the ‘youth’. but i need to sort it out. mmmm, scotland is dark and cold. i imagine that america is warm. although i think chills of disdain might be permeating your soul at the thought of the democrats winning the election?
i know what you think about ‘liberals’. although the democrats are very conservative for the european palet.
anyway have to go i have to organise my raisin weekend party. i have 10 kids!
glad to hear life after uni exists. sometimes it seems that only the dole awaits me, but you have proven me wrong! so well done you.
and if one day i am an unemployed addict i know who to call!
thats you by the by.
okay well have to go.
going to the vic. havnt been there for ever. do you remember the bonnie wee town of ye olde st andrews. alas you have left us all?
whats it like? being ‘american’ again?
tell me, i’d love to hear your reall accent one of these days. lol

i just canceled my subscription to the new criterion. That, of course, was right after I read this vain little exercise in blatant narcissim and proceeded to laugh at you and prayed for the immortal souls of the fools who hired you.