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October 30, 2004

The West Sands

The other day after rosary I realised I had never been all the way to the end of the West Sands and decided to accomplish such a task. For those who don't know St Andrews, I've provided a little map at right. The West Sands is a long stretch of beach that is about a mile and a half long down the coast from the town of St Andrews to Out Head.

Anyhow, I went all the way to the end, and turned around Out Head. There I perched myself into a sand bank, facing the RAF base at Leuchars, and proceeded to read a bit of Evelyn Waugh's Black Mischief. It was just past high tide, so the tide was heading out and as it was a late autumnal afternoon, not many people were on the beach. Though it was somewhat chilly, there was no wind, and I found it quite amenable for reading.

The town as seen from the dunes.

Much further down the West Sands, you can still make out the spires of St Andrews.

The beach.

Reading, with RAF Leuchars in the distance. A few fighter jets landed and took off, I believe they might have been Tornados, and three massive Hercules transport planes.

The Maine Monument et cetera

The Maine Monument has always been one of my favourite monuments in New York. It's dedicated to the dead of the U.S.S. Maine incident and the Spanish-American War. The Monument is beautiful, not only due to its intriguing massing and beautiful sculpted work, but also because its placement in relation to Columbus Circle. It moves upward, encompassed in the lush greenery of Central Park behind it, and the bottom half projects itself forward into the Circle and creates a pleasing visual arrangement.

Above, as seen through the window of the Allen Room of the new Frederick P. Rose Hall at the AOL Time Warner Center. According to the review of opening night in the Sun, the Allen Room's acoustics are amazing, and it looks as if Rose Hall will be an important addition to the cultural world of the City. (Note to Lucas and Adam: pencil this into your schedules).

Above the Maine Monument is pictured with the base of the Columbus column in the middle of Columbus Circle. The Circle is currently undergoing a massive refurbishment to try to make it more accesible and parklike rather than just a glorified traffic circle.

Top photo by Corin Anderson

October 29, 2004

Arafat Joins Team Zissou

Having left the West Bank, it appears that Yasser Arafat has aspirations to join Team Zissou.

October 28, 2004

Recent New York Art

I am a philistine. The reason I am a philistine is because when it comes to art, I only like what I find beautiful. Today in the world of art, you're supposed to appreciate art for the ideology and thought that goes behind it. If you only like what's beautiful, then you are a philistine. I am quite happy being a philistine and hope I remain a philistine for the rest of my life.

Nonetheless, there have been a few recent works of art I felt I ought to show you. The common theme is New York.

Above (very top) is Thomas Connolly's 'New York Church' (Oil on panel, 28"x32", 2004). The church in question is the Glad Tidings Tabernacle, an Assemblies of God church, whose brick façade is only just visible on the left side of the painting. Towering in the fog is the Empire State Building. Then, crossing the vortex of West 33rd Street, we move to 1 Penn Plaza, then moving closer Madison Square Garden, and finally closest to us, the General Post Office.

The plethora of architectural styles here is not unlike many Manhattan street scenes. The rocket-like Empire State Building, the 'toilet bowl' alledgedly created by the combination of 1 Penn Plaza and Madison Square Garden, and McKim Mead and Wright's classical beaux-arts Post Office.

Stephen Magsig's paintings are almost like a more confident and recent take on Hopper. To me, they have the same empty beauty that much of Hopper's work has, but are more precise (for better or worse). Above is 'O'Nieal's' (Oil on linen, 60"x42", 2002) and below is 'Green Door, Mercer St.' (Oil on linen, 42"x36", 2003).

Moving along, there's Nicholas Evans-Cato and his hazy depictions of New York. A domed savings bank branch in Brooklyn features prominently in many of his paintings, including 'Panorama' (below, Oil on canvas, 30"x90", 2004)...

... and 'Causeway' (below, Oil on linen, 28"x48", 2002), painted from the elevated line we have a peek at from the gap in 'Panorama'. All these paintings have been exhibited at the George Billings Gallery on West 25th Street.


October 27, 2004

Albany

This photo of Albany, the capital of New York, from the 1950's shows a city that, if it weren't for the straight streets, seems to almost have the feel of a poverty-stricken Eastern European capital.

Unfortunately, it became even more like a poverty-stricken Eastern European capital when Big Brother decided to get rid of it all and replace it with a giant, heartless, government plaza.

I wonder if Governor Rockefeller visited Brasilia and thought "Gee, I ought to get me one of them!" Empire State Plaza (or Governor Nelson A. Rockefeller Empire State Plaza as it is now officially known) involved the displacement of thousands of poor people, hundreds of small businesses, bad architecture, and the humongous cost – partly owing to the omnipresent use of marble instead of more economic stones. The result was the destruction of a large community built on a human scale in favor of an expensive, espansive, inhospitable Communist dreamland on the Hudson. A crime against humanity.

October 23, 2004

A Breath of Fresh Air

Boy did we have a blast last night! Bishop Rifan of Campos swung by Edinburgh on his tour of the United Kingdom (organised by Una Voce Scotland and the British Friends of Campos), and I was among a number of St Andreans lucky enough to make his aquaintance and receive the episcopal blessing.

It began with a Pontifical Low Mass at the Church of St Andrew in Ravelston, Edinburgh. The church is a wooden structure that would not look out of place in the Catskills or Adirondacks. In fact, it somewhat reminded me of the Chapel at Camp Jeanne d'Arc, where my sister spent her summers growing up. Such a setting in addition to the Mass being in the old rite slightly assuaged my permanent yearning for New York.

At the reception following the Mass, Fra Freddie Crichton-Stuart, a perennial favourite among St Andreans, introduced Dom Fernando Rifan.

His Grace then took the opportunity to say a few words, and I must confess I was somewhat surprised at how ebullient and jovial His Grace was, while maintaing an air of dignity. All too often our clerics make some attempt at comedy in vain, only to make fools of themselves and divesting their office of dignity – not so with Bishop Rifan!

A view of the reception, visitors enjoying their caviar, paté, and wine.

Maria shares a chuckle with a chant enthusiast from Aberdeen.

Jon Burke and I got a photo with Alec Tod. Alec is a St Andrews alum who is now a lawyer in Edinburgh. Classic chap, great fun.

His Grace was very keen on meeting us students, and we managed to get a photo out of him as well. From left to right: Father John Emerson (our friend in the FSSP), yours truly, "Ishmael", Louise, Claire Dempsey, Jon Burke immediately behind His Grace, Robert O'Brien (my associate editor), Stefano Costanzo, Maria Bramble, and Abby Hesser.

I was chuffed as heck, and I know the others has a good time as well. After returning to St Andrews, we all got takeaway dinners and wine and met up at the Chaplaincy for some more good times. The whole thing was a wonderful blessing.

Random quote of the evening:

"The only thing the French hate more than racism is Arabs."
- Louise

October 22, 2004

Brooklyn Borough Hall

City Hall, now Borough Hall, in Brooklyn, from the Historic American Buildings Survey at the Library of Congress.

October 21, 2004

Huzzah for the Sun

What?!? You still don't read the New York Sun? Well you're a fool then. I used to think the Daily Telegraph was the greatest newspaper in the English-speaking world, but now I think it's got to be the New York Sun. It's the quality hometown newspaper for the greatest town that ever was.

Almost like comparing the City of New York to the New York Times, the Sun is more colorful, less pretentious, loves America, and is a million times more interesting. The only way the Times is more like New York than the Sun is that the Times is so big you can never get through all of it at once.

In yesterday's Sun there was a fascinating profile of 'the Rev' (photo below), the men's room attendant in the 21 Club. It was absolutely fascinating to find out about a gem of a man such as he. Reading the Times is arduous and depressing, whilst reading the Sun is informative and pleasing.

Purchasing an online subscription to the Sun was the wisest investment I think I've ever made. And economical as well at a mere $16.50 per quarter (with free 4-week trial period), allowing me to cancel for the quarter of the year I can actually buy the paper edition. Most satisfying.


Knickerbocker

Perhaps you should join me in reading A history of New York, from the beginning of the world to the end of the Dutch Dynasty by Diedrich Knickerbocker, Washington Irving's superb masterpiece of New York mythology. Above is an old rendering of Sunnyside, Washington Irving's home in Tarrytown.

I'm in the midst of Book II, the more interesting part. However, reading books online is rather irritating, and a strain on the old eyes, so I might give in sometime soon and get Ottakar's to order it in. (Actually, I might be able to get a nifty 'thift edition' on Amazon.co.uk). Sadly, Ottakar's don't believe in stocking the classics of New York literature. And so we must mourn for them.

St Andreans were all quite intrigued by the arrival of an Ottakar's branch, but it's turned out to be all in vain. Though it is bigger than any other bookshop in town, that's not saying much, and the rumours that it would be two floors have turned out to be woefully untrue. Give me the Strand and it's eighteen miles of books (used to be just eight miles) any day of the week.

Chain bookstores are atrocious anyhow and are best avoided when it comes to purchasing. Whenever I feel like book browsing in Westchester, if I don't feel satisfied by the Womrath Bookshop on Pondfield Rd in Bronxville then I will browse Border's on White Plains Road in Eastchester (or Scarsdale, as it claims), find something interesting, and order it from Womrath's. The Strand is the best because it gives you 1) the varied selection usually only available at massive chain stores, 2) the quality of service of independent bookshops, and 3) the added bonus of used books, which are quite often better editions than more recent reissues. Eighteen miles of books, people! That's insane.


October 19, 2004

Just Plain Wrong

An article in last week's issue of the New Yorker displays that periodical's current malaise. David Denby discusses Thomas Aikenhead, a student at the University of Edinburgh who was hung for publicly rejecting essential Christian dogmas in 1697. Denby goes through a few of Aikenhead's proclamations and then comes up with this startling, nay, just plain idiotic, remark:

The student’s last statement—that moral laws are the work of governments and men—is one of the assumptions behind the American Revolution.

While I would be the first to condemn some of the Englightenment ideas underlying the American Revolution, Mr. Denby could not possibly make this statement unless he has little or no knowledge of the Declaration of Independence. The whole goshdarned point of the Declaration is that moral laws are not the work of governments but instead they are "the laws of Nature and of Nature's God."

One wonders what Denby would make if he ever decided to give a gander to the founding document of the regime under which he lives and writes, and found the assertion that God endows Mankind with "inherent and inalienable rights, and that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." One might argue Denby's ignorance is due to a general proclivity to relegate knowledge of our Declaration of Independence and our Constitution to middle school.

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Today in my 'Monarchy, Church, and State' seminar, I remarked that a few U.S. states had their own established churches well into the 1800's. Dr. Bradley made the quite innocent mistake of remarking that this was interesting since it's in contrast to the Constitution which "has such a clear seperation between Church and State."

Now, Dr. Bradley is easily forgiven for not having much knowledge of the Constitution of a country not his own. But Americans ought to know that Seperation of Church and State is nowhere mentioned in the United States Constitution. One can argue about whether or not there ought to be seperation between the two – there are cogent arguments for both sides – but the fact remains that the concept is completely and wholly absent from our Constitution.

What the First Amendment does do, among other things, is prevent the Federal Government (and only the Federal Government) from making laws which 1) establish a religion or 2) prevent the free exercise of religion. We must remember that establishment is a technical term. It means an arrangement similar to that of the Church of England and Church of Scotland here in the United Kingdom. And not being allowed to make laws preventing the free excersise of religion is pretty clear enough.

Elsewhere in the U.S. Constitution, it says that those powers neither granted to the Federal Government nor denied to the States by the Constitution are reserved respectively to the States. Thus, individual states are free to have established churches or religions, as Massachusetts and Connecticut did after the ratification of the Constitution. And if, tommorrow, the state legislature of Vermont with the approval of the Governor decided to establish the Congregational Church as the official religion of Vermont, the Supreme Court of the United States couldn't legally do a damned thing about.

Of course, though the Supreme Court of the U.S. couldn't legally do a damned thing about it, it still could do something illegally. Namely, it could hear an appeal and decide that Vermont's establishment of Congregationalism was unconstitutional. Of course, as anyone who can read the U.S. Constituion ought to be able to deduce, they would be completely incorrect in stating this. Thus their ruling would be completely null and void, and Vermont could carry on its merry little way. In reality, however, Vermont would probably heed the illegitimate ruling.

Therein lies the problem. A court makes rulings which the Constitution states it has no right to make, and the parties involved obey such rulings. Hopefully sometime within the next decade, this conflict will come to the fore, and some state (probably Southern) will attempt to set things right. I'm not saying any state should establish a church (arguably, the establishment of religion is inappropriate in the United States). But nonetheless, I don't see why we have a Constitution if we don't plan on running the government according to it. Of course, all the Democratic Party and a third of the GOP would disagree with me.

Yet another reason, perhaps one of the best reasons, to vote for President Bush in Novemeber is that with Bush there's at least a chance that constitutionalist judges will be appointed to the Supreme Court. Sadly, Senator Kerry and the Democratic Party are so enamored with abortion which – right or wrong – also has no defense in the U.S. Constitution, that there is zero chance of Kerry appointing constitutionalist judges. Abortion law is most certainly reserved to the States, despite the Court of the 1970's inventing a "Right to Privacy" which it believed encompassed the "right" to commit prenatal infanticide. No one who supports the current Constitution of the United States can really support Senator Kerry.

October 18, 2004

Breakfast at Karzai's

Woke up at 9:00 this morning and had 'breakfast' at the Northpoint Café with C.. I put the word in quotations because breakfast ought to imply a meal, but owing to the Northpoint's scant menu, breakfast meant buttered toast and a pot of tea. At least it was only £2.00.

The topics of conversation were of the usual C. n' Cusack ilk: How ridiculous Britain is, how brilliant the States are, delving into meaningless and ultimately feckless points of argument, hoping for the downfall of world Islam, and recalling past misadventures as well as plotting new ones.

I think the only reason we ever have breakfast at the Northpoint is because Afghan president Hamid Karzai had tea there when he was in town last year, and Chris has some sort of bizarre fascination with this.

"French Algeria 1830-1962" was at 11:00am, with Dr. Stephen Tyre. A fascinating class of five students which we usually manage to steer onto some even more fascinating tangent, which itself usually tangentalizes onto football somehow. Today was all about Abd el-Qadir and his jihad. We also discussed an Islamic figure in 1840's Algeria who claimed his goat was the Prophet Mohammed and sparked a brief uprising. Oh those wacky savages and their messianic goats!

Read quite a lot during the afternoon, had spaghetti bolognese from Pizza Connection across the street (since Jocelyn has Mondays off), and then popped down to the Cellar Bar for a pint of de Konick with Robert O'Brien, Maria Bramble, "Ishmael", and Jon Burke – an assemblage which ought to be collectively known as the Inappropriate Joke Squadron. Classic.

"Monarchy, Church, and State" tommorrow with the indomitable Rev. Dr. Ian C. Bradley. I think I shall have to abandon or change my Hapsburg essay plans owing to lack of adequate sources.

October 16, 2004

Shepherd's Pie and the Sack of Constantinople

Last night I had a few people over for dinner and drinks that lasted until 1:00am. Jocelyn, our trusted agent of culinary perfection, and Jenny, whose ancestors had beastly things done to them by Chinese pirates, cooked up a splendid shepherd's pie. On the receiving end of said pie were fellow American Rob (one of Jocie's choir friends), apostate Catholic and former Literary Society president David Taylor, Mitre associate editor and former Catholic Society president Robert O'Brien, his fiancée and my good friend Maria Bramble, current Catholic Society president Matthew Gorrie, California's prettiest Antiochian Orthodox girl Abigail Hesser (engaged to an Aussie), and Connecticut's prettiest Choate grad, Kat 'Kiki' Murphy.

Jocie and Jenny left for the Byre shortly after dinner to meet up with a friend of theirs. We were then joined by traditionalist/OTC/Old Cliftonian Jon Burke and the legendary Blackpudlian, "Ishmael".

I think we got through four or five bottles of wine if not more, at least one bottle of port, and luckily not too much of my whiskey. We just about went through our entire retinue of politically-incorrect jokes as well. One of the highlights of the evening was getting the former 'most enthusiastic man in St Andrews' on the phone: none other than the great Peter Cox. We had all had a fair amount to drink and decided calling Brussels wasn't a bad idea. True to form, Peter Cox was enthusiastic as ever, explained that he is organising things for the upcoming World Youth Day and working in a youth hostel to pay the bills. The man is brilliant.

We listened to half of Bach's Mass in B Minor, our favourite Breton/French hip-hop/jazz group Manau and the obligatory Smashing Pumpkins.

One of my flatmates left his KK tie lying around, and Jon Burke decided to put it on. Fair enough. Unfortunately, Burke forgot he had it on, left my place and proceeded to Ma Bell's – one of the preferred night spots for members of the Kate Kennedy Club. Of course the first KKer who observed Jon and his illegitimate usage of club neckware gave him a right verbal bollicking. Still, nothing nearly as bad as what happened when Paul Pennyfeather ran into the inebriated members of the Bollinger Club wearing his old school tie which was surprising similar to that of the Bollingers. This, of course, took place at Scone College, Oxford in Evelyn Waugh's Decline and Fall.

David Taylor agreed to write a piece on Derrida for the next Mitre, although it'll probably be fawning. The current crisis in modern poetry was discussed, and it was agreed that Milton is more important than Shakespeare.

"Yeah, Abby. That's about as funny as the sack of Constantinople."
- "Ishmael"

October 14, 2004

The Dream of Christopher Columbus

"The Dream of Christopher Columbus" sometimes known as "Christopher Columbus Bringing Christianity to America" is probably my favourite Dali painting. It's a fascinating painting and jam-packed with symbolism. One of the symbols I find particularly interesting is Dali's painting of two orbital paths in an armillary-like fashion around the crackling shell. This is taken to be a Salvadorean symbol for Man's conquest of the Moon, which took place some years after the painting was finished.

QM2 & QE2

This photo (from Wired New York) shows the massive Queen Mary 2 lodged in its Hudson River perth beside the Queen Elizabeth 2.

Old timers can find the older (and supposedly haunted) RMS Queen Mary permanently docked in Long Beach, California.

October 12, 2004

Thierry d'Argenlieu

Today we bring you the story of a man known as both Brother Louis of the Trinity, OCD, and Admiral Georges Thierry d'Argenlieu.

D'Argenlieu graduated from the Ecole Navale in Brest and was awarded the Legion d'Honneur for his actions in the Great War. After the war, he became a Carmelite friar, taking the name of Louis de la Trinité. As the Second World War commenced, he once again put on the uniform and partook in the defence of France from the pagan Nazis. Once France was vanquished, he escaped to London where he allied himself with General de Gaulle and the Free French Forces, eventually becoming the commander of the Free French Naval Forces. At the Liberation of the Paris, he strode down the Champs Elysée with de Gaulle and Leclerc and attended the Te Deum at Notre-Dame.

Incidentally, he was also the one who suggested the adoption of the Croix de Lorraine as the symbol to differentiate the Free French Forces from those of Vichy France.

In 1947 however, while Governor-General of Indochina, his request to leave the Armed Forces was granted, and he returned to life as a Carmelite, dying at the Priory of Avon in 1964.

More about Admiral d'Argenlieu/Father Louis here, here, and here.

Therese

Today after Rosary, Maria was claiming that Bernadette of Lourdes was more beautiful than Thérèse of Lisieux, and I protested. I think Thérèse is more beautiful and I hope readers will agree. Nonetheless, a facetious and superficial discussion.

October 09, 2004

Chile

The two most beautiful women in the world!

Li'l Olivia (aka Booger) has made the most of her move to Chile by taking to the slopes.

Olivia once had the dignity to address me as "Sir Andrew", which I later found out was after a donkey of said name and rank in a picture book she read.

October 08, 2004

Various Things

"I hope his gerbils get better by Septuagesima."
- E.S.

A palace coup has taken place and I have been forcibly removed from the Committee of the Literary Society. Which is fair enough. Last term I just turned up to their AGM for the free wine and to make fun of David Taylor, and somehow ended up on the committee. Besides, at the Kens club committee meeting last night, I was put on the subcommittee to organize the Christmas charity event, along with Second Lieutenant Cockburn and Herr Wyss.

Had a brilliant time at Rob's last night on Hepburn Gardens. Maria, "Ishmael", and I were over for dinner from 8:00 until midnight. Great conversation as always, and laughter barreling through the night. Not to mention the food was excellent. I have the utmost appreciation for those who can cook, owing to my complete incompetence in the field.

I may be taking up gardening, however, as Maria Christina has waggled me into volunteering to help out with the parish garden. I explained I know nothing about gardening, but it really couldn't hurt to try.

Kat Murphy is a riot. We were playing Scrabble the other day in Sallies and she just said the funniest things. Sadly, I can't remember any of them. Sic transit gloria.

Sarah Laurence Goodwin is organising a production of Our Town. Grovers Corners meets St Andrews. An interesting combination. I can rather picture the old church ladies from Holy Trin singing 'Blest Be The Tie That Binds'. Last time I visited that little corner of New Hampshire was at Bronxville High School, with Julie McAllister as the narrator, Emma Haberl as someone, and I'm pretty sure Caroline Gill was in it too (Oh, Caro!).

October 07, 2004

Last Night

Last night I attended the ordinary session of the University of St Andrews Union Debating Society. It was an altogether so-so debate, (This House Believes Harry Potter is A Danger to sometherother) with the first proposition rather overwhelming the three other speakers.

The most interesting aspect was Mr. Ralph Covino in the Chair, since the Convenor of the UDS, Mr. Peter Blair, was second prop. Mr. Covino showed himself very capable of such a task, and handled the Chair with alacrity.

My only criticism was when he mistook a portrait for Andrew Carnegie for the Marquess of Bute, which is actually all the way towards the back. It hangs approximate to the portrait of Field Marshal Jan Christiaan Smuts, replete with the coats of arms of the University (of which he was Lord Rector) and the Union of South Africa (of which he was Prime Minister — twice).

Of course the heraldic achievement of South Africa has since been replaced by Thabo Mbeki and his gang of ignorant halfwits.

The motto on the old coat of arms (left) is Latin for "From Unity there is Strength". The motto on the new coat of arms (right) is Clickspeak for "Kill Whitey".

Covino Bostoniensis in the Chair.

Lower Parliament Hall packed to the brim.

Great photos courtesy of none other than Mr. David Bean.

October 06, 2004

Downside

At the drinks party for bejants at Canmore the other night, my mind got wandering to whether there are any basilicas in the United Kingdom.

Rob mentioned the Basilica of Corpus Christi in Manchester, and we thought Westminster Cathedral might be a basilica, but it appears not.

Downside Abbey, however, is the Basilica of Saint Gregory the Great. Above can be seen Dom Antony Sutch, the former head of Downside, who had some very cogent criticisms of Labour education policy.

A splendid triptych from this site.

Splendid photo of an old rite mass courtesy of the Latin Mass Society of England and Wales.

An early view, only partially executed to this plan.

If anyone knows of other British basilicas, do inform us.

Links:
Catholic Encyclopedia article
Official Abbey website

UPDATE: St. Chad's Cathedral in Birmingham — a work of Pugin — is also a basilica.

October 05, 2004

The Shrine of the Blessed Sacrament

The Shrine of the Blessed Sacrament in Hanceville, Alabama (completed 1999).

Photos from Andreanopolis

Jon Burke (aka 'Little Jon' to distinguish him from 'Big John', Dr. John Lamont, the Gifford Research Fellow) tries out a biretta whilst flipping through an old Mitre at the Societies Fair.

Robert and I manning the Mitre stall at the Societies Fair. It was slightly bizarre since we both brought Chesterton's the Everlasting Man for the slower parts of the day, and both were the Ignatius Press edition.

Behold: the new digs. This is our living room, with windows looking out onto South Street.

The kitchen area of the flat.

The desk in my room with assorted ephemera.

Giant map o' Manhattan, Stars-and-Stripes, Union Jack, and New York City flag.

Desk and window view in my room.

The windows in the living room are really the best feature of the flat. I love the folding shutters as well. Great stuff.

Good Times in the Cellar Bar

Last week, Robert O'Brien and two of his old school friends from Manchester (or thereabouts) gathered in the Cellar Bar along with the brilliant Miss Maria Bramble (the future Mrs. O'Brien), the inimitable Mr. Donald Renouf (aka Donocle the Monocle), and myself.

A good time was had by all, and I even got to try on the legendary monocle. A bit tricky trying to keep a monocle in one's eye. Donald has had it for years, so is much more used to it.

October 04, 2004

Eugenics and America

This review of Edwin Black's new book War Against the Weak: Eugenics and America's Campaign to Create a Master Race deserves your attention.

October 02, 2004

Saturday

Today has been altogether a wonderful day. The sky was slightly cloudy and the air had that simply brilliant, crisp, cool autumnal feel to it.

Luncheon with the Kens. Club at Broon's lasted from 1:00pm to 4:00pm. Leek and Stilton soup with bread as a starter followed by a main course of chicken stuffed with mozzarella and wrapped in bacon served with potatoes, and chocolate tart with vanilla ice cream to end it all. Coffee as a finale.

Discussed meta-narratives with the Club's token postmodern deconstructivist Marxist, Mr. Thomas Leppard, as well as Mr. David Vinton's summer on a tea plantation in India stomping around the premises on an elephant every afternoon. An informal motion was passed declaring the blunderbuss to be the official weapon of the Club.

An hour after luncheon had finally ended, there was the Vigil Mass, with the usual suspects over to Canmore for tea afterwards. Mr. Ryan Freeburn and myself discussed the paltry state of the National Review these days (except for John Derbyshire, who is excellent as always), whilst Miss Katya Mouris and I discussed the Viceregal Salute of Canada (a fine country, despite being on the slow road to fascism). Mrs. Freeburn referred to the Great White North by the moniker of "Soviet Canuckistan" which I had not heard before.

Rob and Maria may be coming over late for a showing of Bon Voyage.